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Railroading for the Holidays Classics
Safe Christmas
Safety, Safety, Safety
You’re a Safe One, Mr. Grinch
Christmas, Let’s be Safe
Railing Wonderland
Train Ride
Loco Bells
Blue Derails
Rudolf the Red Light’s All Clear
Christmas in Norry
North Shore Trains
Run, Run, Cutoff
Santa Looked a Lot Like Jeb
Carol of the Rails
Quiet Zone Night
Wonderful Ballastime
God Rest Ye Merry Trackmen
We Three Swings
I Saw Trees Kissing Chain Saws
Welding Around the Christmas Tree
All I Want for Christmas is Brake Shoes
Radio, Radio, Radio
Frosty the Trackman
The Christmas Song (Hi-Rails Rolling from a Rubber Tire)
Songs for the Customers
Have Yourself a Very Busy Christmas
Shipper Baby
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot like Business
Unit Trains are Coming to Town
Last Shipment
O Coaly Night
Jingle Bell Dock
Shipping Paper
Holly Poly Christmas
O Lumber Car
Little Drumma Alloy
Songs for the Railfans
Dance of the Heritage Unit Fairy
I’ll be Fanning for Christmas
It’s the Most Photographic Time of Year
Green/Yellow World
Feliz Trenecito
FOUR BONUS TRACKS!
SEDA-COG Joint Rail Authority Holiday Hits!
Beattie, It’s Cold Outside
Rockin Around with Dr. Spychalski
Russ Grahama Got Runover by a Reindeer
All I want for Christmas is Economic Development
Ultimate Railroading for the Holidays Collection
Sampling of Lyrics
Safe Christmas
I'm dreaming of a safe Christmas
Just like the ones I always know
Where the trees are trimmed back
And brush has been hacked
And maintenance parks the big backhoe
I'm planning on a safe Christmas
With every email that I write
May unloading and billing be right
And the customers always be a delight
I'm forecasting of a safe Christmas
Where the guys wear spikes o’er toes
The railcars roll freely
The product isn’t mealy
And switches aren’t buried in the snow
I'm dreaming of a safe Christmas
With a moving train in sight
May you awe at the flashing signal light
And may all your Christmases be white
Railing Wonderland
Train bells ring, are you listening,
On the rails, snow is glistening
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight,
Working in a railing wonderland.
Gone away is the blue flag,
Here to stay is a new tag
We sing a fun song,
As we pull along,
Working in a railing wonderland.
In the rail yard we can see a trackman,
As he checks the rails upon the ground
Back at home, Newberry
He'll make his plans,
And then he’ll check the switch
When he’s in town.
Later on, he’ll inquire,
All before, he retires
To face unafraid,
So no car’s delayed,
Working in a railing wonderland.
North Shore Trains
Dashing through the snow, with a 1500-horse
O'er the rails we go, pushing all this force
Bells through crossings ring, making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing a railroad song tonight. Oh!
North Shore trains, North Shore trains, choo choo all the way!
Oh what fun it is to watch
When they’re pulling all that freight, hey!
North Shore trains, North Shore trains, choo choo all the way!
Oh what fun it is to watch
When they’re pulling all that freight
Dashing through the snow, on a big ole diesel train
O'er the hills we go, pulling lots of freight
Bells through crossings ring, making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing a railroad song tonight. Oh!
I Saw Trees Kissing Chain Saws
I saw trees kissing chain saws
Overhead the railroad bed last week
They didn't hear the beep
Up the line where they did sweep
I thought that they were overgrown
And now their branches heap
Radio Radio Radio
Oh, the weather outside is frightful
But the crew is so delightful
And since they have moves to go
Radio, radio, radio
When we customer is in sight
How they’ll hate going out in the storm
But as soon as they’re on the site
They always safely perform
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot like Business
It's beginning to look a lot like business
Ev'rywhere we go
Take a look at the signal men
Inspecting signals again
Making sure the crossings all aglow
It's beginning to look a lot like business
Economics to explore
But the magic upon your ear
Is the engine that you’ll hear
Past your own front door
Last Shipment
Last shipment, I gave you my bill
The very next day, you took it away
This time, I want the same prime
I'll hold you to your high-level
O Coaly Night
O coaly night! The stoves are brightly burning,
It is the night we use heat from the earth.
Long lay the world, as it continues turning,
When buying heat, is when coal felt its worth.
A thrill of hope, the chilly world rejoices,
For yonder breaks, a new and warmer morn.
Be-fore you freeze! O hear the many choices!
O oil, O coal, and more;
O oil, O coal
O coaly night
O coaly night
Jingle Bell Dock
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell dock
Back the railcar and don’t let it knock
Snowin' and blowin' until the work’s done
Then your holiday has begun
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell grind
Gotta get that old railcar on time
Advancin', advancin’ until the car’s there
In the frosty air
What a bright time, it's the right time
To spot railcars away
Jingle bell time is a swell time
To go shiftin’ so I get my pay
It's the Most Photographic Time of the Year
It's the most photographic time of year
With no railcars dwelling
And everyone telling you, “Look over here”
It's the most photographic time of year
It's the hap-happiest season after fall
With those holiday fleetings and so many meetings
With friends who you call
It's the hap-happiest season after fall
There'll be parties for ghosting
So I can go foaming
And stalking trains out in the snow
There'll be railfanning stories
And tales of the glories of the
Pictures from long, long ago
Green/Yellow World
It’s a green/yellow world in the winter
when the bees come a rolling around
It’s a brisky day, I hope they won’t be late
It should be coming soon northbound
Feliz Trenecito
Feliz Trenecito
Feliz Trenecito
Feliz Trenecito
De un ferrocarril próspero
De un ferrocarril próspero
I wanna see a happy little train
I wanna see a happy little train
I wanna see a happy little train
From a prosperous railroad
Beattie, It’s Cold Outside
I really can't stay
Beattie, it's cold outside
I've got to go weigh
Beattie, it's cold outside
The customer asked
Been hoping that you'd drive in
For a true weight
I understand, please be precise